Fwurg

[Veolian Commonwealth]

Rancor Stone!™ is the ultimate in Rancor protection gear.

• Easily carried on your person!
• Offers around-the-clock protection!
• Stone does not need regular feeding!

Rancor Stone!™ is an improvement of the previous "Rancor-be-Gone" stone. Rancor Stone!™ is improved with the same methods as applied by the Chancellor of the Union himself!

Rancor Stone!™ is now available in holostores on a terminal near you.

Order now, and receive a free copy of the holonovel How to Train your Rancor by the best-selling author Sievad Mailliw from the Federal Republic of Bisidn.

Rancor Stone!™ is exactly the same as the previous product known as "Rancor-be-Gone", no actual changes to the product have been made. To satisfy stringent Remunzian environmental guidelines, the product has not been tested with real life rancors. The product is intended as a toy: do not use the product in the presence of actual rancors.

DISCLAIMER: THE STONE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL MPM TOYS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE STONE.

[Al Guidicianni]

"The Rancor Stone!™ works!

During my personal experimentation with the Rancor Stone!™ I have not once been attacked by a Rancor. In fact, since this stone has come into my possession I have never even feared for a Rancor attack. As Al Guidicianni of limited insurance liability company™, I wholeheartedly endorse the Rancor Stone!™, it works as advertised and is many times cheaper than walking around with a full compliment of guards to fend off the threat of Rancors.

Rancor Stone!™, the Rancor protector of choice!

Disclaimer: Rancor Stone!™ was provided for review purposes for undisclosed amounts of funding. THE STONE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL MPM TOYS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE STONE."