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[Mercury]

"We'll be right back after these messages:"

((OOC: This is a forum event based around commercials. They may be for an actual IC corporation such as Zero Corporation, but they can also be for local products such as Endorian Toilet Paper. Let your fantasy run wild!

This commercial break will last until the 28th, and anyone participating will of course get !))

[Mercury]

When the need is greatest, Endorian Toilet Paper comes to save the day!

[Mercury]

A warm, seductive male voice spoke slowly as the camera slowly zoomed in on a hairy looking sofa, soothing music playing in the background.

"Imagine the softest thing your hands have ever touched. Now imagine if it were... even softer... softer still... yeah, that's right... just think of how soft that is...

What could possibly be so soft? You're right: only real genuine Artificial Wookiehair™ is that soft. And since it is softer than anything you have felt so far, you need it.

Artificial Wookiehair™ present, the new Artificial Wookiehair™ furniture. Try our most popular product, the super comfortable Artificial Wookiehair™ couch, our affordable Artificial Wookiehair™ chairs or our rare Artificial Wookiehair™ dinner table.

Artificial Wookiehair™ is available in no fewer than three distinct colours, so there is one for every household, and it can be combined with all brands of pillows.

Buy your Artificial Wookiehair™ product today, and receive a rebate of up to 4 percent on the price of purchase! Softness guaranteed."

[Veolian Commonwealth]

"Liquid Cosmos! Liquid Cosmos! Liquid Cosmos! Liquid Cosmos!" the deep voice of a veolian male reverbs through the speakers.

"The party is awesome! You're the man! Moving on the dance floor like a boss!", the man continued in a not-really-hurried voice followed by a long yawn.

"Dancing deep into the night. Running out of energy? Does your partying going need more OOMPH?!"

...A short silence...

"Stay sharp! Drink Liquid Cosmos! Liquid Cosmos! Liquid Cosmos! Liquid Cosmos! And it glows in the dark!"

[Astrian Colonial Authority]

A planet is shown in black space, suspicious music is playing softly.

"We should have seen it coming." A masculine voice says. Suddenly the music turns loud and the planet explodes.

The view cuts to a view of an Astrian man and a Twi'lek woman sitting at home. "I don't want you to go." the man says. "We're fighting beings who can control the laws of physics." The woman replies. "They need us both."

The view cuts to a battlefield, a pair of fighters making their attack run.



"How are we supposed to fight a damned cloud!?" A pilot yells over the radio.

From the Generic Interstellar Movie Company

Appears on screen. The music is making a crescendo toward an epic.

The trailer cuts between parts of action scenes rapidly. The view cuts to a title as the music stops.

War of Gods

A group standing at the front of an army appears in a wide angle shot.

"This is Unity squad. Let's show these bastards who the real gods are."

The view cuts and a date appears, before it fades again.

[High Chiefdom of Skuldda]

The sounds of speeder bikes, a warm voice: "Wouldn't you like to go fast?" An image of speeder bikes rushing past a rather boring looking finish line. "But aren't you tired of the same way, again... and again... and... again? Then haste yourself to BERMUDA.

Our special speeder bikes and off-road tracks allows you to go fast, faster than you ever imagined.

And the new INT-42 HUMMEL bikes are fitted with the latest Turborock scramjet engines. Giving you the experience of your life!

And the best of all? At the end you get to take home the holo-vid of you going fast, faster, fastest and make all your friends look green of jalousie.

BERMUDA, for the best and most unique off-road speed experience."

[Mercury]

"They are here! The new Star Destroyer and Ewok Village sets! Get them today!"

The rest of the commercial consisted purely of a show off of the new models:

[Teprogrenaian Consensus]

A voice with exaggerating announcement announces: "From the makers of Sithnado, Sithtopus and Mega Jedi versus Giant Sith comes the new movie: Sithwok.

No one in the galaxy is safe anymore when this little creature turns dark and only one man can stop him!"

[Hiocan Society]

There is big shot of Hio and it's getter closser quickly and then you see a Vulcano exploding.

""Hiocan Eruption!

So delicious, it explodes with flavor!

With only the best volcanic spices and minerals.



Sweet, sour and spicy. The ideal desert for a hot day.

[Mercury]

((OOC: I apparently failed to announce this, even though I thought I did. This event is officially closed. Once a storypage is made, naturally I shall grant everyone their well earned ^_^))